At the least, I don't have to see you engage with your genitals like a monkey. [He sighs, picking up his clothes off the floor.] After I shower, I will leave and you can do... whatever with that disgusting plant that we don't even know where it comes from.
[less embarrassed and more affronted, he starts making his way back to his room, with. that same pillow. still over his crotch. one of the vines seems to "look" back and forth between the two of them with concern before creeping away, back through the open window of the living room.]
I sure fuckin' will! And me and my working dick are gonna enjoy it, too!
[the door to Travis' room closes-- much as he wants to defend himself, he's not gonna be able to look Oscar in the eye for a little bit. how mortifying.]
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[He don't give a damn if they sentient.]
I promise I will, plant fucker.
[Ok, so he's being more than a little shit about this. But he can't just tell him this is good. Who knows what those plants have?]
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[don't bring it up don't bring it up--]
More fun and better for the wrists than normal jerking off, at any rate.
[He's gonna grouchily... adjust that pillow over his junk, but at least he won't need it too long with Oscar being such a bonerkiller!!]
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I sure fuckin' will! And me and my working dick are gonna enjoy it, too!
[the door to Travis' room closes-- much as he wants to defend himself, he's not gonna be able to look Oscar in the eye for a little bit. how mortifying.]