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status housing DEATHS: n/a INJURIES: n/a SCARS: large scar on chest; none gained in haven MISC: n/a 1.003: Merrill, Yukiko Amagi, Luke fon Fabre, Mio Amakura, Hermann Gottlieb 29.2: Riley Abel, Ellie, Sarah 1.1: Jeane, Calypso, Carlos SUITEMATES: 1.2: Jesse Pinkman, Ellie, Wade Wilson, Beast Boy 1.3: Clementine, Tao, Warren West, Henry Cooldown inventory misc ► blood berry (broken, with pieces scattered) ► tsubaki mk-III ► rose nasty ► peony ► shadow knife ► sunglasses ► phone ► schpeltiger (tank: 100%) ► phone (from home; non-functional) CANON POINT: post-nmh2, pre-epilogue AGE: 30 31 HEIGHT: 5'11"

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Comments

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NAME	PROS	CONS
Ciel	cute don't have to explain the assassin thing 90% sure she's into some freaky shit in the sack	Wait, she's legal, right??? kind of bitchy asks too many questions
Lapis	~*~ moe ~*~ seems nice	sort of depressing, maybe why are there no girls over 25 in Haven
Jeane	still hot	the worst idea, crazy, would rip my penis off the incest thing complicated feelings MY PARENTS ARE DEAD
Mako Mori	SMOKING HOT smart and strong as hell Japanese did I say she was smoking hot	why do all the hot ones keep leaving :( could probably kick my ass taken???
Newt	best bro KAIJU SCIENTIST no one else will listen to me talk about Godzilla for 3 hours	best bro even thinking about this is weird already gay for Hermann anyways
Hermann	ARE there any pros here	EVEN WORSE OF AN IDEA THAN NEWT incompatible morals looks like an old lizard or frog I am not this desperate I should just masturbate instead
Owen	likely as desperate for sex as I am could get drunk and pretend he was a girl	looks like Gottlieb Jr. and that's creepy is an asshole
Wade	still owe him my life really cool best fighter I've seen in a long time I like hanging out with him nice ass	feelings

[verinumeri]

.........................................................what is this

[crownless]

IAMUYNR;LGKSA ;NIGRSD

I WAS SAVING THIS FOR WHEN I POSTED IT TO THE MEMES COMM BUT FORGOT ;KLAG';G I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD SE E IT

[verinumeri]

"ARE there any pros here"

r u d e

[crownless]

well its true

unless youre trying to convince him that there is, in fact, a pro here

[verinumeri]

no but

all those negatives far outweighing anyone else and no pros it's insulting

[crownless]

would having actual pros be preferable.........

[verinumeri]

no...................... but ):

[crownless]

ok here's a revised list

pros:
- teacher/student????
- might actually be able to manage a decent bj
- germans are kinky right

cons:
- not into teacher/student
- does he really want hermann giving him a bj
- it's hermann
- IT'S HERMANN

[verinumeri]

omfg ok you're right pros were unnecessary

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wHAT DID I TELL YOU