Indeed. I was recently enlightened about fertilization between two males, which was something I thought to be impossible until then. Unfortunately, literary works are scarce here in Haven and Tatsuma-kun was reluctant to expand on the matter.
I thought, perhaps, you may be able to tell me more in his stead.
Probably. It's not like having kids is the only reason people do it-- men can still, uh, have sex with men. It's not something that hasn't been done or anything.
You really don't know anything about it, do you? [how old is this kid, seriously] It's a pleasure thing, no matter who you happen to be screwing. Sex feels good; why else would we go through all the trouble to get it?
[That's a little too close for comfort, and Travis bristles at Kaworu's words.]
Hey, what the hell is your problem? You don't even know me and you start talking about all this shit like-- like you're some kind of shrink or something.
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I thought, perhaps, you may be able to tell me more in his stead.
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[wait. two males... fertilization...]
Wait, what the hell? Why're you asking me about gay sex?!
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Well, men can't conceive. Didn't anybody ever tell you about the birds and the bees when you were younger?
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I'm referencing your kind in particular.
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[It's been like five years since he saw Evangelion. The Angels were aliens or something, right?]
Like I said. You need a man and a woman to get pregnant-- two men can't have a baby. That's just how it works.
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I see. I wonder if I misunderstood, then.
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[god this is so weird.]
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I wonder why that is.
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You really don't know anything about it, do you? [how old is this kid, seriously] It's a pleasure thing, no matter who you happen to be screwing. Sex feels good; why else would we go through all the trouble to get it?
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Trouble?
[Can something be troubling and pleasing at the same time? That doesn't check out.]
— Could you be having trouble?
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Yeah, it-- [NO NO WAIT NO BACKPEDAL.] --hey, it was a general statement! All I meant was that it can be tough to find somebody who wants to do it.
And I'm fine. I got girls all over me.
[don't lie to children, travis.]
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Is that that because you're afraid of being alone? Though you said you weren't busy...
[Travis must be extremely lonely.]
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Hey, what the hell is your problem? You don't even know me and you start talking about all this shit like-- like you're some kind of shrink or something.
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Objectively, the Lilin have a distaste for being alone. That's all.
Have I upset you?
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[in other words, yes]
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It wasn't my intention to do that, I apologize.
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Dunno what it's like for you, but people don't generally like it when kids like you start nosing around. Watch it.
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I'm glad I haven't misunderstood. Thank you for clarifying, Travis Touchdown.
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[WHAT IS HE EVEN SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT???]
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I'll be in contact with you again in the near future.
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